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If someone were to hula-hoop to music in my office, male or female, I am pretty sure there would be a lot of people looking on. Not sure where the line of "looking on" and "gawking" is in that situation.


If both are straight and male looking on.

If both are gay and male looking on.

If both are straight and female looking on.

If both are straight and male is hoola hooping with female watching looking on.

If both are straight and female is hoola hooping with male looking on gawking.

Is this not obvious, We are all uncontrollable messes of hormones and the self-control of a 15 year old boy apparently.

If I was at work and women where hoola hooping I'd just go get on with my work (but then I hate goofing off at work, work is work).


What is wrong with this culture of suppressing even the most basic sexual ideas to the point of closing eyes when a female starts to hola hoop. This is crazy!


I'd probably ask for a go on the hula-hoop.


That's why I feel like they should just not allow hula-hooping in the office. As someone who has been to both gay and straight clubs, I know that "grown-ups hula hooping" is a lot less like innocent fun and more like rapid pelvic thrusting with a hoop thrown in.

The problem is that a "no hula-hooping" rule sounds ridiculous, and really even splitting hairs on the topic itself seems tedious. Instead, any disruptive behavior should be off-limits and it should be up to the managers to enforce the rules. There are "fun police" at your place of employment for a reason, because honestly this whole situation could have been avoided if the hula-hoopers had kept their hobbies at home.




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