I want to believe you, but some of this verbage sounds very strange, as if you're don draper trying to sell me functional programming. There are a lot of stinks within those paragraphs. I have no proof that you did, but something about it feels off.

There’s no need to respond then. No point in this accusation either. You make an accusation, I deny it, life goes on and nothing is different except a little wasted effort. Save the effort.