True. Lisps are much like snowflakes. Their uniqueness and pervasive symmetry are so important that surely, you cannot Truly Appreciate the snow if you do not examine each flake as if under a microscope to directly apprehend its beautiful symmetry.

Skiers and snowboarders are largely a plague of unappreciative newbies who Don't Understand. They say that you can have "fun" in the snow without this higher-level appreciation. What children they must be.