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		quickthrower2 on Sept 21, 2022 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Launch HN: Spinach.io (YC W22) – Better daily stan... I can sell you a tool for avoiding standups. It is called an espresso machine. Make sure you are using it at 9:30am or whenever the standup is.

adave on Sept 26, 2022 | [–]

I actually did this and took diy baristra training to be the only one on my floor to make good espresso shots. Its a good way to vanish for 30mins as espresso making time.

infinitezest on Sept 22, 2022 | [–]

I can also offer one: "I have a conflict at ${standup time} and will not be able to attend"

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