I wrote this years ago to get it out of my system, and after Infogami went to the big web host in the sky I ported it and my other nonsense to Google Sites. The slightly updated version of the same article is now here:
Just FYI, I love your articles. I routinely forget who wrote them and where to find them again, then fail to find the link in my bookmarks, so I spend a half hour Googling phrases I vaguely remember being included in the essays ("how to deliver without everything getting fucked up", nope. "how to write code without shit exploding", nope. "how to..."). I think they reside in some kind of cognitive null zone in my brain. So, thanks for linking them again!
http://www.yacoset.com/Home/signs-that-you-re-a-bad-programm...