I started to write that exact script myself (go to the point of realising jq probably wasn't going to cut it :), motivated by the desire to help others escape too but I just ran out of steam.

Plus, there was something not right about the fact I was actually paying for these damn tools and still having to write my own code! Thought I'd just get out as quickly as I could and not go back.

But having seen others in these threads complain, I do now feel kind of bad!