That is so sad. I proposed, and worked briefly on with a handful of really awesome engineers, a project that would use an LDA to try to ascertain the topic for a web page, then use NLP to pull apart the sentences for their contextual components, the next step was to slot the values into an ontology framework to store alongside the web page text. Its initial goal was web content scoring with respect to ontological coherence but later for building knowledge bases dynamically.