Well, I guess I know what I'm doing for the first hour when 4.7 comes out.

That sucks. It was the first thing I would check when someone said, "Hey, do you want to go to São Paulo/Oman/Laos?"

What's a good resource now for "Do I need K&R insurance?"

> What's a good resource now for "Do I need K&R insurance?"

"The C Programming Language"?

Less tongue-in-cheek: I'm sure your embassy issues travel advisories.

Advisories on https://travel.state.gov/

Need this in AR to un-Dubai everything.

20 years ago buildings never turned out like their renderings promised but now they do.

Reminds me of "Google Will Eat Itself."

A coworker (under 30) told me his ex wanted to get back together.

He wanted to but told her, "I promised myself I wouldn't have a girlfriend until I got a six pack."

Let's assume she is nonplussed.

Immigrants are taking American handjobs!

dude i chuckled really hard on that one, thanks for that

Cute . I think we're all fine with anything that remotely threatens Vercel.

Convicted six times for inciting racial hatred. What a legend.