I think there is. I keep getting redirected to a 10 hour rick roll youtube video

Ya loads http://bit.ly/1LRJuun that redirects to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g&insecure_code=tr...

42["line",{"timestamp":1436363693619,"streamid":"rtail.org","host":"176.199.140.33","port":50049,"content":"<script>window.top.location.href=\"http://bit.ly/1LRJuun\"</script>","type":"string"}]

I fix this for the demo already :)

To-may-to, to-mah-to..

No, because a communication protocol has to handle all the types of problems HTTP and TCP solve. A transfer protocol is concerned with moving data and meta data, not the problems TCP solves.